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Stupid
Criminals 5 Beauty
Queens. WAR
in the northeast No
biblical floods this year. Who
won't be pope.
Sleep
Deprivation. Soft
toy murders. Nothing
to see here. S.W.III
fails to brainwash. Operation
Beer Can. Aliens
tell earth: shove it.
Stupid
Criminals 8. Aliens
postpone again.. Daughter
of Godzilla in coma. Airlines
and live entertainment. Terrorist
change tactics.
Stupid
Criminals 9. Being
Swedish. Alternative
Fuels....again. International
Election Bumper Crop. Supernatural
PR.
Stupid
Criminals 10. France
may lose surrender title. Shark
vs Whale. Aussie
Terrorism. Mime
Liberation Front Invasion.
R.I.P.
Pat Morita. Peace
on Earth Actually Possible. A
Swedish New Year. Trees
make bid for global domination. Piracy
no longer profitable.
Space
Fossil Fuel Race. Giant
Eyeballs March on Washington. The
Blob Moves!. Smart
Virus. Garlic
Ban. War
of the roses update.
Talking
Immortal Monkey Found. Talking
Immortal Monkey Released. Talking
Immortal Monkey Launches Career.
Aussies
search for new purpose. Peanut
Butter Madness!! Wu-Long
Tea..
Truth About Jimmy Hoffa. Aliens
Angered over Brain Refusal. Relations
with Iran Falter...again. Weasels
Held Hostage, Badgers Strapped to Dynamite. A
Sudoku a Day Keeps Schwarzkopf Away. Zombies
break from Monsters. Those
Whacky Pontiffs. Pluto
and the Planetary Debate. Space
Race takes new twisted turn. New
Zealand Still Pissed at French. Microsoft
Denies latest attempt to rule the world..
Jerry
Springer to bring peace to middle east. Seasons
Grettings bleak. Penguins
take over North Pole. Candid
Photography could Solve Cold Cases. Alf
Faces Legal Battle. Alf
holds Press Conferance. Cats
Reject Alf Statement.. Alf
skips out on cat bill. Hulkamania
to go wild on osama. War
in Florida. Anti
Smoking ads serve double purpose. Blog
to the white house. Cell
Phones Linked to Rain Forrest Decline. Bush
to Finally solve Iraq! YouTube
to Take over world. Idiots
and Hybrid Cars. Jehovah's
Witnesses safe from Hurricanes. Castro
Death:Who knows. Swedes
to Stop Roger Federer. George
Lucas and Polygamy.. Good
Omens Book Review. Al
Gore ponders post nobel moves. TSA
might actually fix problems! Rats
to fight war on terror! GPS
for global domination. French
Riots not union supported. Ivy
Leagues Digging For Students. 2007
in Review. Culinary
Killer on the Loose. Culinary
Killer strikes again! Culinary
Killer continues to Baffle Investigators! Culinary
Killer Cornered! Yahoo
takes care of company spies.
John McCain risks huckabee support with I-Pod playlist and Microsoft's
evil advertising plan. Ron
Paul Comeback sneakily in the works. Hillary
gets Desparate, calls in mounties. John
McCain Celebrates Victory with Happy Days Sacrafice. Obama
does not suspect the spanish inquisition. The
perils of Democracy. Obama
caught in dress up scandal. Corn
conspiracies and Ralph Nader oh my! Steve
Irwin impersonators could save economy and Obama to pick yodeling running
mate.
Hillary Clinton promises to carry world to better fuel economy.
McCain/Bea
Arther affair revealed! Hybrid
Aliens not pleased with current candidates. Hillary
threatens to unleash clone army.
Hillary may latch self to Obama ticket. Firefox
root of all evil. Richard
Simmons caught in Slavery Scandal. Budweiser
to go after mole people. Furniture
related deaths on the rise. Obama
McCain Duel kicks into high gear. Robbery
and Murder! Gen
Con 2008!! Palin
Pains. McCain
Muckraking. Hollywood
Bodyparts Black Market Growing. Freaks
fish for votes. Kansas
to exploit murder rate. After
2008 election. Insane
Holiday Finds.
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